PAW PAW, Mich. (AP) -- Pigs can't fly, after all -- at least not in the passenger cabin.
The story's about Northwest Airlines sudden refusal to treat Vietnamese potbellied pig -- named Pork Chop, incidentally -- like a small cat or dog. The pig's part of a ventriloquism act that was destined for the Fox network. Yeah, that figures.
Can't be worse than some of the actors flying First Class.
Are they afraid Pork Chop might be traumatized by breakfast?
Has someone watched too many episodes of <echo>Piiiiiigs Iiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaace?</echo>
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